What a difference a week can make. The English Premier League has practically been turned on it’s head in less than seven days. The transfer window will do that I suppose. The teams most directly affected? Arsenal and Tottenham. Those two happen to have a pretty substantial rivalry. They also happen to play each other in this weekend’s highlight match. Oh goody!
Outside of those two north London clubs, Liverpool have seen their world turned upside down thanks to an FA Cup replay at Goodison Park on Wednesday. Going into the match the Reds had their heads held high following a convincing 2-0 victory against Chelsea at the weekend. As they left the Blue half of Merseyside, they found themselves out of the FA Cup and without their captain and most influential player, Steven Gerrard, for an extended period.
On the flip side of that you have Everton, who lost a tough one to Manchester United in league play and then fought hard against Liverpool in cup action and scraped out an extra time winner. The victory will surely act as an emotional boost going into a reasonably tough and extremely important match against Bolton on Saturday.ADVERTISEMENT
As for everyone else, it’s pretty simple. Chelsea are still licking their wounds following the loss to the Reds, but have the perfect ointment to help themselves heal, and it comes in the form of a home match against Hull City. You have that middle clump of the league that seems to neither impress nor disappoint for any stretch of matches, thus rendering this writer uninterested in their fate. And then to round it off, we have West Brom, who are the latest EPL team to feel the wrath of mighty Burnley.
Oh yeah, Manchester United. What can you say really. I don’t even know if you can qualify them as being part of the league. Until someone scores on them, they have their own higher division.
So as it stands, we have a fresh weekend of action ahead, with a refreshing sense of new beginnings. As I write this column, the snow that accumulated outside my apartment is slowly melting. What’s underneath? The same boring terrain as before, obviously. But at least now it’s a bit cleaner and presentable. It’s a bit of a stretch, but I feel like this weekend will do sort of the same thing for the EPL. A fresh start. The last two matchdays have been nothing short of poor. It’s time for that to change. Plus, in my bold pick of the week, a white team will beat a red team. I wonder who that could be?
The Bacon (as in Bringing It Home)
Tottenham v. Arsenal (White Hart Lane, February 8th, 8:25 a.m ET, Setanta Sports)
It’s time Spurs stuck it to their London rivals and really played a match that Harry Redknapp can be truly proud of. They started out well under the new gaffer, but have been faltering of late. But then like a fierce wintery storm came January, and the famous wheelings and dealings of ‘Arry began.
In comes the classy Wilson Palacios, keeper Carlo Cudicini and former Spurs players full-back Pascal Chimbonda and striker extraordinaire Robbie Keane, not to mention Jermain Defoe who joined up earlier in the month. Who left? Cesar. Big deal. Keane is the impact player that Redknapp needed, especially given the fact that Defoe is out for a good chunk of time.
It didn’t take Harry long to show how valuable Keane is, as the Irishman was given the captain’s armband barely a few days after he signed his contract. It’s just one of those things where I see Tottenham having the mental edge, especially if Keane starts. If you ask me, he should have never left.
Luckily for Arsenal, they are Arsenal, and do have one of the most talented line-ups in the league. Add one feisty Russian to the bunch, you know it’ll only get better. My pal Andrey will slip into Cesc Fabregas’ spot as the attacking center mid for Arsene’s boys, and could prove quite lethal to an always spotty Spurs back-line. Having said that, he won’t score. Mark my words.
When it comes right down to it, and I realize this is one of the longest match previews I’ve ever done, the Arsenal-Tottenham north London derby is one of the best in the biz. There will undoubtedly be excitement, chances, and most importantly goals. How do I see this one going? Well, Spurs wear white, don’t they? Dang right they do.
TFE Prediction: My gut is telling me that Spurs want this one more. They certainly need it more. Keane will be the difference, sorry Andrey. 3-2 Spurs
Wigan v. Fulham (JJB Stadium, February 7th, 10:00 a.m. ET. (not televised))
When you look at this one, it’s up there with the games of the week. Two of the most evenly matched in the league, playing each other for the right to hang with the big boys. If Wigan win they could find themselves a shade out of 6th place. Truly a great managerial performance by Steve Bruce.
The Latics have lost two of their stars, Emile Heskey who left for the greener pastures of Aston Villa, and Palacios. It will be interesting to see if they can keep up the pace. Fulham have themselves lost a key member in Jimmy Bullard, who said the Cottagers weren’t offering him enough money in their contract proposal (greedy bugga).
The key move of the window for Wigan was the addition of Charles N’Zogbia, a player I feel will fit quite nicely into Bruce’s scheme. Fulham brought in a Frenchy of their own in holding midfielder Olivier Dacourt, a player who will take the place of Bullard without the team missing a beat.
Though both players will have a significant impact with their new teams, don’t expect them to run this game. Look for the newly formed Egyptian duo to go to work against a usually stingy Fulham defense. On the flip side, you have the growing comfort level between Clint Dempsey and Andy Johnson that will certainly bode well for the away side.
TFE Prediction: As much as I like both squads, there isn’t much between these two, and the game will 1-1, pleasing both gaffers.
Portsmouth v. Liverpool (Fratton Park, February 7th, 12:30 p.m. ET, Fox Soccer Channel)
What more could Liverpool ask for after their being booted from the FA Cup and captain tears a hamstring, then a trip down south to lowly Portsmouth. This team is playing like they don’t have a clue. Honestly, I don’t think they do. As nice a guy as Tony Adams seems to be, he’s just not the one for the job. It takes a special someone to replace Harry Redknapp, and so far Adams doesn’t seem the caliber manager to be up to the task.
He’d do himself a favor by taking a closer look at his coaching counterpart this weekend, as Rafa is one of the best. His recent displays haven’t exactly showed that, but the Spaniard sure knows how to get the best out of his players. This week will be a test though as his best player is hurt and he’s short on attacking options.
I didn’t understand why Keane had to go to begin with, but what do I know? Looks like Torres, if healthy, will be running around up top by himself. He really just needs to stick Kuyt up there to do all the dirty work while El Nino gets open. Again, what do I know?
TFE Prediction: It’s a perfect bounce-back game, and Liverpool are simply too good to let this one get away from them. You’ll win again soon Tony, I swear. Reds up 3-1.
Everton v. Bolton (Goodison Park, February 7th, 8:00 p.m. ET, Fox Soccer Channel (delay))
Morale is a powerful thing. Beating your fiercest rival for the first time in seven matches and only the second time since 2004 really does wonders for a team’s spirit. It’s exactly what Everton needed to see them through them down the stretch.
Nothing against Bolton, they are having a good season, by Bolton’s standard’s anyway, but Goodison park will be rocking. I’d be surprised if anyone even left, and instead just kind of slept in the ground waiting for Saturday.
The fact of it is, Everton are the better side on paper, and when you add the boost they received from beating Liverpool, not to mention the fact that the game is on Merseyside, you have to say this one is a lock.
TFE Prediction: Everton 2-0. Done and dusted.
The Toast (as in Of The EPL): The Bad Boys Edition
Shaun Wright-Phillips, Manchester City & Rory Delap, Stoke: Ok, this was just an unnecessary little exchanged that saw both players get three-match bans. Anyone catch it? Delap cut SWP down to size (like he needs it), with a vicious tackle from behind, and like the true sportsman Delap is, he proceeded to punt the ball into Shauny’s chest from about a half-yard away. Wright-Phillips wasn’t happy, obviously, and gave him a little kung fu sidekick from the seat of his pants. In all, it could have and should have been avoided. Both players deserve their suspensions, but SWP should feel a bit hard done to.
Frank Lampard, Chelsea: His foul was a lot less harsh. Fighting over a 50-50 ball with Xabi Alonso in the ‘Pool-Chelski clash, Franky boy got a straight red for a tackle that both players should regret. The only reason he got the card, in my opinion, was because referee Mike Riley was directly behind Lamps and didn’t see clearly. If Riley was behind Alonso, I would bet the Spaniard would get the red, not Lampard. Just how it happens sometimes. Luckily for Frank, the red got dropped and he’s not suspended.
Jose Bosingwa, Chelsea: Here’s a guy who should have been suspended. I griped about this in FCS, and I will continue to here. The guy has talent for days, but what he did was absolutely ludicrous. Studs out on a player’s back. His back. The part of the body that connects the pelvis to the torso, I’m not sure the exact terms, I’m not a doctor. You get the idea. Point is, he put his studs around three feet higher than they should be, on a defenseless player. If that’s not violent conduct, I don’t know what is. Maybe if he followed with some sort of judo chop. If I was Jose, I’d be calling Eric the King for tips.
The Dressing (as in What To Wear):
2008-2009 AC Milan – Long Sleeve – Beckham #32
Recently bought on eBay. Hasn’t arrived. Can’t wait. Love him. Even if he is using the MLS as the scapegoat in this drawn out little loan saga he has going on. All I know is, I look damn good in stripes.
Leicester Update:
Up next this week is Oldham Athletic. This is the biggest match of my personal Leicester calendar. Why, you ask? Well, back home in the motherland, there is certain friend of mine who could be the mouthiest, cheekiest, cockiest sports fan I know. And he supports the Latics. Not only that, but for some unknown reason, he’s a Pittsburgh Penguins fan. For a Philly boy like myself, that’s torturous. So on Saturday from around 12 to 2, pray for me and my Foxes. I just don’t want to hear his noise. It’s alright though, as I have full faith in another Filbert Street whooping. That’s right Josh, no more gloating after this Saturday!
And Finally…The Black Pudding Of The Week
Andrey Arshavin, Arsenal: As much as I’ve hated hearing about this guy’s prolonged transfer to the Gooners, he’s said some pretty funny stuff since arriving in England. Mainly that he thinks women shouldn’t be allowed to drive and that if he had it his way, he’d put a ban on it immediately. Now, I won’t agree with that comment, because that would be awfully sexist of me. What I will say is, the guy has some cajones to come out and say something that brash within days of joining his new team in a new country filled with a deleterious media presence. Man, this snow must be melting away my sardonic nature if I have decent things to say about this miser. He still won’t score on Sunday.
Shane Evans is an associate editor of Goal.com. His feature, “The Full English” appears every Friday morning.